Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: "These are the adventures--or misadventures--of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn't nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared to do. Porn Loser is the most amateur porn ever filmed--porn so bad, it's good. The camera shakes. Sometimes the angles aren't quite right. The lighting? Not professional at all. However, the chicks he fucks are hot as hell, little fuck dolls who'll do anything to achieve stardom." Heather Anne is the first girl to get the Loser treatment in this first episode. This dude is a real schlub. But he does have the satisfaction of saying that he soiled hot girls with his rancid semen. At least he didn't quit his day job, which was mopping the cum off the floor at a peepshow theater in Los Angeles. He wanted his face blurred so people can't recognize him and egg his car. Visit the PornLoser.com site and take a look around when you're done with this episode.