Idiot janitor Culton Jagoff dreams of trading in his filthy mop for a career in the hip-hop record business. Calling himself 1 Da Bred, he's a record mogul in his own demented brain. Mopping the office of his boss, Culton takes over his office while the receptionist is busy talking to her friends. Meanwhile, ultra-sexy Kara Kane, bitchy hip hop dancer, shows up for an audition with the CEO. She doesn't know he's out and 1 has taken over his office. 1 talks his way into her booty shorts and his cock into her mouth, pussy and stretchable anal tunnel. She wastes no time eating his cock because a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do to get ahead and give head. 1 fucks her butthole on his, er...the boss', desk until her anal tightness detonates his cum load. He squirts his goo in and on Kara's tush-hole, then lies to her that she's got the position. The way 1 is going, he'll wind up in a landfill. Hey, not our problem!